The Hacks Of Life team is here to learn ya a thing or two about enjoying the game without spending a dime. This is "The Grand Scam," tom-foolery at it's finest.
The first step is getting into the game. It's a tricky maneuver, but if you arm yourself with a baby bottle and say you had to run back to the car so you could feed your kid, it should be a piece of cake.
After all that commotion, you're most likely starving. Time for the free food. Rub some condiments on your shirt and pretend someone just pushed you and your hot dog fell. You're bound to get a free "replacement" dog.
But what about a cold brew to wash it down?! Go sit next to some poor guy with a beer and pretend to choke. Bets are he'll offer you a sip. Take advantage.
Really take advantage.
Lastly, you might as well try to take home a souvenir. This will require some ruthless antics. Namely, you will have to steal from a child.
It's pretty shitty, but hey, it's not his real birthday.
The Grand Scam has been achieved! It's now time to sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor.