i work for a company that sells art supplies. there are a lot of stupid stories i could use but i think this is the best. i sold a customer a pen with invisible ink in it. there are all kinds of issues with the order because she sent us multiple checks for the pen(costs less than $10. sigh) and can’t decide on the shipping address. she finally gets the pen and complains that she can’t see what she’s writing. it’s one of those with a black light on the cap that reveals the ink. turns out that’s too much trouble so we ended up having it picked up and brought back. maybe i’m just bitter because i’ve worked here for a while but if you’re 70 or older you shouldn’t be allow to order things online or over the phone unless you pass a series of tests.

more like, bananas republic, amirite ladies?? …god i’m bored…

woah. didn’t ‘see that coming.

whatever happened to living our own lives? social media has created this strange world where we all vicariously live the lives of others. that being said, i’d pee in her butt.

James Fuller is my jam! dude just can’t make anything shitty. anyone who hasn’t seen Pushing Daisies needs to check that out.

i’m gonna hump the first leg i see. today’s gonna be sexy.

for reals. i dont’ have bloodborne but darksouls 1 and 2 had some incredibly beautiful environments.

*whispers* Ricky Spanish…

ah yes. yet another reason to never go to NY. for all the good things i’ve heard about the place, y’all can fuckin have it. greatest city on earth, indeed.

it’s always nice to know that someone who exploded onto the pop scene appears to be a grounded individual who follows her own rules. hail satan. *grabs some popcorn*

i’d love to go but i’d probably end up being involved in some itty bitty misunderstanding and end up on the news. like i’d be trying to stop a gangrape and be sent to prison for not trying to find the womans brothers first.

all of these pics seem like pictures that would be taken before the fucking starts. truly surprised how this manufacturer of womens clothes straddles the line between “girl next door takes a huge cock” and “look at these jeans!”

so reading a lot of comments here. I do feel it’s unfair to think of all catholics or christians as being sexually abhorrent cave dwellers. that being said, if it stops the cycle of abuse i don’t mind it at all. all of you saying that your church is different or your pastors are different or that you’re all progressive empowered women..yadayadayada..only shows that you’re still clinging to the roots of a dead tree. we’ll only grow as a people when we stop believing in sky daddy and start being caring, rational human beings.

if i could give more upvotes i would. anyone who says that religion helps seems to forget that it’s the people in the religion that help, not the religion itself. if you’re a good person you’re a good person. it’s rather cut and dry.

i’d be willing to try it but it sounds like it’s not very good. if i wanted something supbar to spread on bread i’ll stick with peanut butter

they’ve probably just never been outside before. not their fault.

i’m surprised, “your own ass after you fart” wasn’t up there. you had poop up there twice.

all press is good press. it’s the golden rule.

pretty sweet ink. I love how more and more people are going towards full body tattooing. neato

i really couldn’t care less who wins the award….she’s hot.

it’s a shame that such a cute animal will suffer endlessly from chronic breathing issues. i love pugs but it’s a real shame that people want their designer pets to be “just so”. that curly tail everyone loves leads to paralysis

i feel that the Kardashians are generally awful people who don’t deserve to be set in such a high place of power but if we didn’t have the Kardashians we’d have some other vapid moron with a huge ass telling us what to wear. still, it’s nice to dream

as a man with a rather large…*ahem*… it’s difficult to not sport a moose knuckle. a lot of negative comments here which is silly to be honest. you can all think this is sexist or hypocritical of buzzfeed to post an article like this but that guy is wearing those pants to show off his dick. i can’t imagine wearing pants that tight. my poor wang dang doodle cries out in agony.

they’re called potoo’s. they’re hilarious looking. google it.

ugh. I’ll sometimes see this dreck being advertised on TV and it turns my stomach. why the actual fuck are shows like this and Honey Boo Boo on TLC? it’s supposed to be The Learning Channel, is it not? sometimes i hate being an American. Shows like this just paint us all as racist, dimwitted homophobes who would like nothing more than to sit back and spray easy cheese into our quivering maws whilst “Camp Town Races” drones on endlessly like some backwoods funeral dirge.

i bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.

food’s pretty great. people should try it. one of the worst things you can do as a human being is condition yourself to not like something before you try it. sushi’s delicious

to tears? you guys ARE talking about the water that comes out of your eyes when you’re suitably moved emotionally, correct? i’ll agree that Beyonce is good at what she does and kudos to her for a great VMA performance but sheesh, people.

i had to. there was no way around it

#hashtaghatin

great pictures. it’s the first time hawkeye has been the biggest person in the room that’s for sure lol

i’ll admit that it’s next to impossible to know what kind of chemicals were used(ie pesticides) but other than that it’s only going to be laced with some other drug if the person selling it to you is A) trying to rape you or B) trying to kill you. however, neither does a good drug dealer make.

aawwwwwww snap! homey rockin’ da ganj! I just thought of that scene in Dogma when chris rock falls from heaven with a piece of parchment behind his ear. should’ve been Freeman

so..ok. i know why the article was written like it was but seriously buzzfeed? no one wearing these will be getting in the water. these are for looking sexy as balls beside the pool or on the beach not actually getting in the water. anyone wearing that mico thong bakini intends on being naked anyway.

As a man who enjoys living in a society where I can speak my mind, I believe that equality should be shared by everyone regardless of sex or race or any other label. That being said, I can’t wait till the word feminism gets pushed aside for the word equality. Not a bad article. I could read it however so i guess i’m biased.

lol. i wanted to put in my two cents about how utterly ridiculous this article was but decided to scroll down first. good job internet.

so wait, Taylor Swift has cancer?

whoever buys a lobster roll from an nyc street vendor is either A) in some sort of strange world where that’s a thing and B) love food poisoning. i got Ben Urich. i’ll take it