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Me: I'm good in C Language. Interviewer: Write HELLO WORLD using C. Me:
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If you ever feel alone in this world, read your firewall logs. Problem solved :)
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'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
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JUNIOR DEVELOPER WANTED: Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.
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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
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#Sysadmin #Truth #Backup #Unix #Linux
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Use whatever brace style you prefer. But not this. Don't do this. Seek help instead of this.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Don't hardcode your tokens Or I'll use them too
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My New Years resolution: 1024 x 768 Kickin’ it old school.
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After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is "it depends"
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“Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson's law
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Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love
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This is the hell we live in now
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This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev
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Top 20 replies by programmers when their program don't work. #lol #gamedev #programming
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Job hunting as a software developer.
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“We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?” ಠ_ಠ
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Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
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"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0." ― Unknown
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You think you're unique until you have to choose a username.
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Just found this log on my server. Should I be worried? Via https://t.co/AcWJ3ZMxIf #sysadmin #IT #servers #linux… https://t.co/sheY6qSM1W
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"Don't be too clever," is one of my mantras.
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What I think when someone tells me that JavaScript is a “functional programming language:"
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This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism
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Knock knock. "Race condition." "Who’s there?"
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How to troll those who use Wget.. Special thanks to - @Bulwrk
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