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    26 Hilarious Tweets Only Software Developers Will Understand

    "Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!"

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    Me: I'm good in C Language. Interviewer: Write HELLO WORLD using C. Me:

    @VaishnavDevta / Via Twitter

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    If you ever feel alone in this world, read your firewall logs. Problem solved :)

    @Pic0o / Via Twitter

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    'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.

    @50NerdsOfGrey / Via Twitter

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    JUNIOR DEVELOPER WANTED: Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.

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    Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!

    @Loh / Via Twitter

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    Use whatever brace style you prefer. But not this. Don't do this. Seek help instead of this.

    @UdellGames / Via Twitter

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    Roses are red Violets are blue Don't hardcode your tokens Or I'll use them too

    @showthread / Via Twitter

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    My New Years resolution: 1024 x 768 Kickin’ it old school.

    @iamdevloper / Via Twitter

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    After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is "it depends"

    @EpicJamesG / Via Twitter

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    “Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson's law

    @CodeWisdom / Via Twitter

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    Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love

    @petecordell / Via Twitter

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    @SwiftOnSecurity / Via Twitter

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    This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev

    @OliverAge24 / Via Twitter

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    Top 20 replies by programmers when their program don't work. #lol #gamedev #programming

    @tocrva / Via Twitter

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    @KeLuKeLuGames / Via Twitter

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    “We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?” ಠ_ಠ

    @iamdevloper / Via Twitter

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    Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

    @tomscott / Via Twitter

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    "If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0." ― Unknown

    @CodeWisdom / Via Twitter

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    You think you're unique until you have to choose a username.

    @TheRealSheldonC / Via Twitter

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    Just found this log on my server. Should I be worried? Via https://t.co/AcWJ3ZMxIf #sysadmin #IT #servers #linux… https://t.co/sheY6qSM1W

    @nixcraft / Via Twitter

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    @slicknet / Via Twitter

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    What I think when someone tells me that JavaScript is a “functional programming language:"

    @raganwald / Via Twitter

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    This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism

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    Knock knock. "Race condition." "Who’s there?"

    @nixcraft / Via Twitter

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    How to troll those who use Wget.. Special thanks to - @Bulwrk

    @datasiph0n / Via Twitter

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