Check it... get pregnant... have a baby... then break up with the other parent and split days.
I'd prefer to have my baby everyday, but he needs his dad too, and now I have at least 1 day a week that I can sleep in and not worry about feeding another human being.
Nosefrida is amazing. So gross but so satisfying when you can see all the snot you're sucking out of your little one so he can breathe. So. Many. Boogers.
Also the medela easy expression hands free bustier was a life saver. I already have to sit in one place while pumping, it's nice…Â
Recent Comments
a4bae58a17 commented on Not To Alarm You, But You Probably Have A Freckle In The Middle Of Your Wrist
5/29/2019
2
a4bae58a17 commented on Parents, How Do You Sneak A Little Me-Time?
2/6/2018
0
a4bae58a17 commented on 22 People Who Did Halloween Way Better Than You This Year
10/31/2017
48
a4bae58a17 commented on What Are The Best Baby Products On Amazon?
2/20/2016
1
a4bae58a17 commented on 25 Reasons A Trip To Costa Rica Could Actually Change Your Life
1/30/2016
1
a4bae58a17 commented on Oreo Rice Is Either The Best Or Worst Thing Ever
12/31/2015
0
a4bae58a17 commented on Let's Settle This: Do You Peel Or Bite Your String Cheese?
12/21/2015
11