I was singing a song to my daughter when she was about three that my Great Grandma used to sing to me when I was small "(By-Low Baby", if you are familiar with it). She smiled at me, touched my cheek, and said "I remember when I used to sing this to you when I was the Mommy and you…Â
Chicken sweaters are actually pretty useful. Sometimes, chickens in a flock will single out one to pick on (literally! That's where the expression comes from!), and will peck at her and tear her feathers out, usually on the back. The sweaters help stop the plucking and also give the…Â
When I feel panic attacks are rearing their ugly heads, I take my phone, sit on my bed, open up YouTube, and learn a new folk song. It sounds so weird, but focusing on the lyrics and melodies takes my brain away from the worry, the music is soothing, and thinking of singing the songs…Â
I walked down the aisle to an orchestral version of the theme from The Legend of Zelda. I said I was going to when I was 7, and I like to follow through.
Team Pro Period Sex! I am super sensitive during my period. It is the only time I can orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. My husband says it feels extra warm down there, and of course everything is super slick. It's okay to surf the Red Sea, just don't drink the water!
My youngest sister once asked to be an "eyeball that does cartwheels." My Mom was a little taken aback, and after some bargaining, convinced her to be Charmander instead.
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