1. We all feel for this man.
National Random drug test day #MorningAfter420🤦♂️
2. What a kind offer.
National "random" drug test day. If you need clean pee hmu 💰
3. Seems about right.
4/20- National Marijuana Day 4/21- National Drug Test Day 4/22- National Umemployment Day 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
4. Somebody gets it.
everybody jokes about 4/21 being "national drug test day" but that's not funny. jokes are supposed to make people laugh 🙁
5. Today might be the worst day of the year.
Today is 4/21 4+21=25 The Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in Super Bowl 51
6. Because what else are friends for?
4/21 national make sure all your friends made it through 4/20 day
7. Never be that obvious.
Happy 420 to the geniuses who called off work today! Enjoy your surprise drug test tomorrow!
8. When you and your manager celebrate different holidays...
Me:"Hey, you participate in 4/20 yesterday" Manager: "no, but I am participating in 4/21" Me: "huh?" Joey: "surprise drug test day"
9. Someone didn't get the memo.
they would drug test all temple high athletes the day after 4/20 💀
10. Not everyone has to be worried.
Happy 421 RT if you still smoking
11. Someone's not amused.
the worst thing about 4/20 is the "4/21 is national drug test day" tweets we have to endure
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