"La gente no es gorda. La gente tiene grasa".

Morgan Shanahan • 2 months ago

Beschere deiner Familie den allerschönsten Sommer!

Anna Aridzanjan • 4 months ago

子どもの誕生は本当に魔法のよう。

Morgan Shanahan • 7 months ago

El parto puede ser mágico. Deja que te lo demostremos.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

Einfach magisch.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

"Oh, gut, du bist gerade aus dem Krankenhaus nach Hause gekommen. Wir kommen später mal vorbei!"

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

"Oh, good, you just got home from the hospital. We'll come on by!"

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

Plus there's the distinct cooing of a new mama in love.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

Just a low-key gift for the woman who had his child.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

"Let me see 'contouring'!"

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

公共の場を裸で走ることで世界的に知られている男性がいる。

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

The president's son liked two tweets referring to a conspiracy theory attempting to discredit survivors.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

First of all, there's a world-famous streaker.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

If I do it fast, I hear that's an act of kindness.

Morgan Shanahan • 8 months ago

My, Aunt Viv, you've changed!

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago

"This is a well-oiled machine, the Kardashian machine...I’m going to stand real still in the corner, get me a good drink and not make too much noise."

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago

Chrissy and John, I just want you to know that whoever's name came up first in the headline was chosen by an algorithm so you should totally roast each other over it.

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago

Queen of clapbacks and Cap'n Crunch.

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago

Up...up...up...put it away!

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago

Selfie kid is all of us. #SuperBowlSelfie

Morgan Shanahan • 9 months ago