"La gente no es gorda. La gente tiene grasa".
Beschere deiner Familie den allerschönsten Sommer!
El parto puede ser mágico. Deja que te lo demostremos.
"Oh, gut, du bist gerade aus dem Krankenhaus nach Hause gekommen. Wir kommen später mal vorbei!"
"Oh, good, you just got home from the hospital. We'll come on by!"
Plus there's the distinct cooing of a new mama in love.
Just a low-key gift for the woman who had his child.
"Let me see 'contouring'!"
The president's son liked two tweets referring to a conspiracy theory attempting to discredit survivors.
First of all, there's a world-famous streaker.
If I do it fast, I hear that's an act of kindness.
My, Aunt Viv, you've changed!
"This is a well-oiled machine, the Kardashian machine...I’m going to stand real still in the corner, get me a good drink and not make too much noise."
Chrissy and John, I just want you to know that whoever's name came up first in the headline was chosen by an algorithm so you should totally roast each other over it.
Queen of clapbacks and Cap'n Crunch.
Up...up...up...put it away!
Selfie kid is all of us. #SuperBowlSelfie