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What Character From 'Very Dumb Kids' Are You?

Take this Very Dumb Quiz to find out

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  1. What are you best known for?

    My Jokes
    My Pranks
    My Past Mistakes
    My Art
  2. How would your friends describe you?

    A Peach
    Mom
    Out of Control
    A tour guide for the Edgar Allen Poe Museum
  3. On a weekend away with friends, what's your #1 priority?

    Drinking
    Getting any action I can get
    Schmmoozing off of everyone there
    Trying to bond with everyone
    Keeping yourself at a healthy distance away from everyone else
    Genuinely enjoying the atmosphere and the company
  4. Indoor Plumbing: Is it Necessary?

    Um YES??!!!
    Ehh.. I guess I don't ~really~ need it....
    Nah not really
    No, if you just embrace it when you pee outside it's fine.
  5. What is your relationship status?

    Single, but looking for a hook up
    Nursing fresh breakup wounds
    In a relationship... But only because I can't bear to end it.
    Happily Coupled Up
    Happily Single
    Nothing. I've not seen a soul in at least a year.
  6. If you were a fish, what kind would you be?

  7. You're stranded on a desert Island, do you survive?

    yes
    yes?
    yes.
    I blew up the island
    No
    No DEFINITELY NOT
    What's an Island
  8. Can you name all 50 states?

    YEs
    No?
  9. What Early 2000s movie defines you?

  10. What's your dream breakfast?

    Pancakes!!
    Eggs and Bacon
    Cold Pizza
    Golden, Crispy Waffles
    An Irish Coffee and nothing else
    I don't wake up early enough for breakfast
  11. What is this?

    A Barrel
    A BarREL!!
    A Keg
    Some fresh, pungent brew.
    A pony Keg
  12. Describe Your Personal Style

    Metrosexual
    Anything that doesn't involve pants
    Recovering hippie
    Wannabe Adult
    Actual Adult
    White is only okay between Memorial Day and Labor Day
    Christ-Like
  13. What is Your Ideal job?

    Teacher in a NYC Public School
    Recluse
    Dr. To Hill People
    Attorney
    Writer
    Real estate agent for a Hasidic Brokerage
    App Develepor
    Boyfriend
    PR
  14. What's your Ideal Vacation?

    Time w/ friends at a farmhouse in Western Massachusetts
    Strasbourg
    Mission trip to Libya
    Your rich classmate's beachfront condo in the Hamptons
    Sitting in bed, reading big books, and eating Combos

What Character From 'Very Dumb Kids' Are You?

You got: Phoebe

Pro: When you face a tough loss, you gain superhuman strength. Con: You don't know how to deal with your feelings even a little bit.

Phoebe
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You got: Sarah

Pro: You've got a passion for doing something bigger than yourself. Con: Your friends and lovers have to remind you that they exist and have feelings too

Sarah
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You got: Carrie

Pro: You know how to rock a pair of Jorts. Con: You really, really don't know how to make friends, and if you do it's only after skirmishing on someone's patois.

Carrie
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You got: Mallory

Pro: You're ultimately a creative spirit buckling down to pursue a lucrative career. Con: You should never, ever, ever touch drugs.

Mallory
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You got: Shelly

Pro: You've really found your niche in life and enjoy what you do. Con: No one takes you seriously because of your hippie phase that you never quite grew out of.

Shelly
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You got: Jack

Pro: You're the most Adult™️ of all your friends and you actually have a well-paying job. Con: You have a lot of saliva in your mouth and you're just really Tired™️

Jack
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You got: Nolan

Pro: You're always trying to do the Most™️ Con: You're played by Nick Heffelfingers so....

Nolan
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You got: Peter

Pro: You've got enough sense in you to do some responsible things, like put a large sum of money into an IRA. Con: You're a latin teacher in a NYC public school who really needs to get laid

Peter
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You got: Austin

Pro: You fly under the radar 80% of the time Con: No one actually knows who you are?????

Austin
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