The Do's And Don'ts Of Spring Break 2k17

Don't ruin spring break, learn the do's and don'ts.

1. Don't Over Estimate Your Limits

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Let's get this straight, we all know you can drink but for fucks sake you don't need to impress anybody, except maybe the hot blonde checking you out, but that's besides the point. Unless your John Belushi from Animal House, put the gallon jug of hooch down and grab yourself some cold Rockies like a normal person.

2. Do Stay Hydrated

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Remember waking up the other morning after a long night out and feeling like your soul was sucked out of you? Yeah, well don't make this mistake; you wont last long in the heat of the humid booze fueled paradise you're in.

3. Don't Get Arrested

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Want a cool story to tell everyone when you get back from spring break? Go parasailing or take a picture with a monkey but don't get arrested! Did you know that 1 in 4 people who go to jail in Mexico on spring break come back with AIDS. Yeah, I don't know if that's totally fact but that's a story you wont be so excited to share with the boy's when you get back home.

4. Do Take Pictures

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Get some good group shots in here and there so one day you can show your kids that you haven't always been the out of shape married man you are now. Hell go nuts even and strap a go-pro to yourself and once you wake up from your alcohol induced coma you'll be able to see all the cool shit you did through out the course of your drunken stupor.

5. Do Wear Sunscreen

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This should be a given but I guarantee the second day of Spring Break your going to mistake one of your friends for Larry the fucking lobster because he claimed "he doesn't burn he just tans". If you're from the northern part of the country like myself, your precious pale skin won't stand a chance against those UV rays blasting you at a million feet per second. Or SPF? you get the point, its damn hot, wear sunscreen.