Buzz·Posted on 9 Mar 20167 Excuses I Have Used Rather Than Admit I Have DepressionA black dog ate my homework.by Karl MercerBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Chances are if you met me when I was feeling low, you wouldn't know. 1. Shit Happens 2. Death 3. I've Woken Up In Hospital And I Have No Idea Where I Am 4. A Seagull 5. I Only Have One Kidney 6. I'm Busy Being A Hero 7. I'm Depressed