21 Secrets Guys With Short Girlfriends Won't Tell You
Give me back my clothes.
And you can’t even be mad at them because they’re so damn adorable.
A whole host of fantasy-based nicknames suddenly become open to you.
No matter your strength you can lift her, making you basically a Spartan warrior.
You sometimes attract odd looks from strangers though.
Your S.O. will always need to bring ID on a night out as they look about 12.
Being the big spoon is awesome.
Being the little spoon is even better as you’re essentially wearing a human jetpack.
Despite your S.O.'s size they apparently still need all the covers and the entirety of the bed.
And good luck trying to get the covers back.
Sometimes your neck and back ache from looking down at her all the time.
Or maybe it’s because she's always using you as transportation...
It's only fair though, since your S.O. has to take two steps for every one normal-size person step.
You always know when she's used the shower.
You are unknowingly bestowed the honour of "High Shelf Object Grabber."
Your ideas on what constitutes a meal may differ slightly.
But when your girlfriends eats regular-size person portions you always get the leftovers.
When you hug, you sometimes wish your sizes were reversed...
You're forever astounded how so much talent, wit, intelligence and love can fit in a package so beautifully tiny.
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