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21 Secrets Guys With Short Girlfriends Won't Tell You

Give me back my clothes.

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1. Your jumpers/shirts become your S.O.'s comfy oversized clothes.

Cause im a Big-baggy-shirt lover..💙 💁

They are literally Borrowers.

2. And you can’t even be mad at them because they’re so damn adorable.

"Just because I'm taller doesn't mean I'm closer to the sun and therefore warmer. You can't have all my jumpers even if you do look...so...aww, here, have them! Have them all!"

3. A whole host of fantasy-based nicknames suddenly become open to you.

Hobbit, gnome, pixie...the list goes on.
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Hobbit, gnome, pixie...the list goes on.

4. No matter your strength you can lift her, making you basically a Spartan warrior.

If you ignore the fact you can't grate cheese on your abs.
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If you ignore the fact you can't grate cheese on your abs.

5. You sometimes attract odd looks from strangers though.

Yes, she’s legal. No, I’m not a sugar daddy...she’s actually older than I am.
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Yes, she’s legal. No, I’m not a sugar daddy...she’s actually older than I am.

6. Your S.O. will always need to bring ID on a night out as they look about 12.

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They will refuse to accept this fact though.

7. And when you’re in the club, you better keep your eye on her because she's damn hard to find if you lose her in a crowd.

Who's going on an adventure this weekend? #whereswally

^This slippery bastard is easier to locate.

8. Being the big spoon is awesome.

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It's like finally finding your missing jigsaw piece.

9. Being the little spoon is even better as you’re essentially wearing a human jetpack.

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Add sound effects to enhance your spooning experience.

10. Despite your S.O.'s size they apparently still need all the covers and the entirety of the bed.

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It's like sleeping next to an octopus. Logically you know she doesn't have eight limbs but, then again, who knows in the dark?

11. And good luck trying to get the covers back.

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They may be small, but good lord are they strong in their sleep. You're essentially sleeping next to a miniature version of the Hulk.

12. Sometimes your neck and back ache from looking down at her all the time.

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My posture is permanently ruined.

13. Or maybe it’s because she's always using you as transportation...

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We're cheaper than the bus. All it costs is your spine.

14. It's only fair though, since your S.O. has to take two steps for every one normal-size person step.

Though Frodo and Sam made it to Mordor on their own steam so...
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Though Frodo and Sam made it to Mordor on their own steam so...

15. You always know when she's used the shower.

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Heaven forbid you should re-adjust it out of their reach. You only make that mistake once, believe me.

16. You are unknowingly bestowed the honour of "High Shelf Object Grabber."

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We should get a cape. I feel like we deserve a cape.

17. Your ideas on what constitutes a meal may differ slightly.

A single baked potato is not a meal. A potato comes with a meal.
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A single baked potato is not a meal. A potato comes with a meal.

18. But when your girlfriends eats regular-size person portions you always get the leftovers.

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Beware: You'll put on weight. She'll say it's because you're happy but that's just a cunning ploy. They're adorable and tiny and they're slowly killing you.

19. When you hug, you sometimes wish your sizes were reversed...

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I mean, look how cosy that looks! I wanna be enveloped in arms and have my face buried in someones chest.

20. Sometimes it feels like the top of her head was specifically designed as your own personal arm rest.

You're the perfect heigh for an armrest 😌🙌👌.. @Ash_Premlall

If you do this I guarantee you two things: 1) Nothing will piss her off more. 2) It will never, ever get old.

21. You're forever astounded how so much talent, wit, intelligence and love can fit in a package so beautifully tiny.

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Seriously, where does she put it all?!