Buzz·Posted on 23 Mar 201621 Secrets Guys With Short Girlfriends Won't Tell YouGive me back my clothes.by Karl MercerBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Your jumpers/shirts become your S.O.'s comfy oversized clothes. aLyx @Lyhxie Cause im a Big-baggy-shirt lover..💙 💁 12:38 PM - 28 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite They are literally Borrowers. 2. And you can’t even be mad at them because they’re so damn adorable. View this post on "Just because I'm taller doesn't mean I'm closer to the sun and therefore warmer. You can't have all my jumpers even if you do look...so...aww, here, have them! Have them all!" 3. A whole host of fantasy-based nicknames suddenly become open to you. New Line Cinema / Via kinkyhobbitconfessions.tumblr.com Hobbit, gnome, pixie...the list goes on. 4. No matter your strength you can lift her, making you basically a Spartan warrior. Legendary Pictures / Via tumblr.com If you ignore the fact you can't grate cheese on your abs. 5. You sometimes attract odd looks from strangers though. giphy.com Yes, she’s legal. No, I’m not a sugar daddy...she’s actually older than I am. 6. Your S.O. will always need to bring ID on a night out as they look about 12. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The Apatow Company / Via katyharding.tumblr.com They will refuse to accept this fact though. 7. And when you’re in the club, you better keep your eye on her because she's damn hard to find if you lose her in a crowd. Where's Wally? @whereswally Who's going on an adventure this weekend? #whereswally 05:09 PM - 23 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite ^This slippery bastard is easier to locate. 8. Being the big spoon is awesome. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via giphy.com It's like finally finding your missing jigsaw piece. 9. Being the little spoon is even better as you’re essentially wearing a human jetpack. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AMC / Via giphy.com Add sound effects to enhance your spooning experience. 10. Despite your S.O.'s size they apparently still need all the covers and the entirety of the bed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FX / Via mooneyedandglowing.tumblr.com It's like sleeping next to an octopus. Logically you know she doesn't have eight limbs but, then again, who knows in the dark? 11. And good luck trying to get the covers back. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Marvel Studios / Via returnofthenerd.tumblr.com They may be small, but good lord are they strong in their sleep. You're essentially sleeping next to a miniature version of the Hulk. 12. Sometimes your neck and back ache from looking down at her all the time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tumblr / Via sdzsafaripark.tumblr.com My posture is permanently ruined. 13. Or maybe it’s because she's always using you as transportation... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cartoon Network / Via tumblr.com We're cheaper than the bus. All it costs is your spine. 14. It's only fair though, since your S.O. has to take two steps for every one normal-size person step. ABC / Via uk.pinterest.com Though Frodo and Sam made it to Mordor on their own steam so... 15. You always know when she's used the shower. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Giphy / Via giphy.com Heaven forbid you should re-adjust it out of their reach. You only make that mistake once, believe me. 16. You are unknowingly bestowed the honour of "High Shelf Object Grabber." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com We should get a cape. I feel like we deserve a cape. 17. Your ideas on what constitutes a meal may differ slightly. Youtube / Via youtube.com A single baked potato is not a meal. A potato comes with a meal. 18. But when your girlfriends eats regular-size person portions you always get the leftovers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros / Via adrilynnalp.tumblr.com Beware: You'll put on weight. She'll say it's because you're happy but that's just a cunning ploy. They're adorable and tiny and they're slowly killing you. 19. When you hug, you sometimes wish your sizes were reversed... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Disney / Via giphy.com I mean, look how cosy that looks! I wanna be enveloped in arms and have my face buried in someones chest. 20. Sometimes it feels like the top of her head was specifically designed as your own personal arm rest. Shane Kistasamy @shane_kistasamy You're the perfect heigh for an armrest 😌🙌👌.. @Ash_Premlall 09:36 AM - 09 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite If you do this I guarantee you two things: 1) Nothing will piss her off more. 2) It will never, ever get old. 21. You're forever astounded how so much talent, wit, intelligence and love can fit in a package so beautifully tiny. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cartoon Network / Via tumblr.com Seriously, where does she put it all?!