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21 Secrets Guys With Short Girlfriends Won't Tell You

Give me back my clothes.

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1. Your jumpers/shirts become your S.O.'s comfy oversized clothes.

Cause im a Big-baggy-shirt lover..💙 💁

They are literally Borrowers.

2. And you can’t even be mad at them because they’re so damn adorable.

"Just because I'm taller doesn't mean I'm closer to the sun and therefore warmer. You can't have all my jumpers even if you do, here, have them! Have them all!"


7. And when you’re in the club, you better keep your eye on her because she's damn hard to find if you lose her in a crowd.

Who's going on an adventure this weekend? #whereswally

^This slippery bastard is easier to locate.


10. Despite your S.O.'s size they apparently still need all the covers and the entirety of the bed.

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It's like sleeping next to an octopus. Logically you know she doesn't have eight limbs but, then again, who knows in the dark?


18. But when your girlfriends eats regular-size person portions you always get the leftovers.

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Beware: You'll put on weight. She'll say it's because you're happy but that's just a cunning ploy. They're adorable and tiny and they're slowly killing you.

20. Sometimes it feels like the top of her head was specifically designed as your own personal arm rest.

You're the perfect heigh for an armrest 😌🙌👌.. @Ash_Premlall

If you do this I guarantee you two things: 1) Nothing will piss her off more. 2) It will never, ever get old.