I was around five. I remember sitting on my parents’ bed, talking to my mom as she was trying to get me excited for Christmas. I told her I didn’t think Santa was real, because it didn’t make sense. She did try to keep it going, tried talking about how he was magic, but she was definitely…Â
Spend some time working in retail. This level of stupidity will no longer surprise you, and you'll likely come to question how we've survived this long as a species.
I started five days late this year, barely did anything the first two days I did work, and have been dealing with pregnancy related pain and fatigue through it all. I’ve even gotten decent at typing on my laptop while laying on my side to get some writing done when sitting up just…Â
I would have if they had arrived in a car and I had a plate number I could of given. All I know is they walked there from somewhere near by, which could be any number of houses or in a few apartment complexes nearby. Without names, addresses, anything to identify them, nobody can…Â
Oh god, where to begin with the gas station I work at...
-50 something meth head, harassing and hitting on a 16 year old outside until she cried.
-Woman threatening to beat my ass because I refused to take three coupons on a single pack of cigarettes and dared tell her to stop cussing…Â
I'll never forget the first time I tried going on the pill. Just two doses turned into two weeks of hives...The next one I tried made me feel like I had developed bipolar disorder. After a couple others with less severe but still undesirable side effects, I got on a low dose one that…Â
I currently work at a gas station with a history of robbery. The amount of times grown adults raise their voice and try to intimidate me because I am not able to break a 100$ bill when their total is under 20$ is depressing. I'm a fairly small woman and look younger than I am, and…Â
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