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  1. You're ordering out tonight for dinner, what do you order?

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    Via Dominos
    Dominos
    Via Dominos
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    Sushi
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    Twisted Soul (fusion cuisine)
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    Italian
  2. What does your typical Saturday night look like?

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    Alcohol and essays baby
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    Work
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    Chillin with friends and fam
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    Getting smaaaaashed
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    Conquering Europe (video gaming)
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    Netflix from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, no chill
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    Watching Desperate Housewives while drinking gallons of Pinot Grigio
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    Writing 142 page long study guides
  3. Your friend tells you to go to the gym with them. What do you say?

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    Would you prefer to nap-ercise??
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    Yes! It is an essential part of our well-being ;P
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    Helllllll yeaaahhhh boyyyyy!
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    Maybe later! (and by later you mean never)
  4. What would you get your SO for the holidays?

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    A handmade item you poured your blood, sweat, tears and love into
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    A thoughtful gift off Amazon
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    Step 1: make sure they're getting YOU something Step 2: proceed to buy them a thoughtful gift off Amazon
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    Nothing, we would just order in and watch a movie
  5. Where would you want to move?

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    Southern California
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    The Bay Area
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    Hong Kong
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    New York
  6. How do you show your love to them?

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    I don't....JK, I do, just quietly and in my own way
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    Kisses, kind words, and lotsa lovin
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    I shower them with verbal affection...until they wrong me and then I have to kill them
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    By always being there for them when they need me
  7. What's your idea of a perfect date?

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    Watching them cook Michelin star meals for you in an apron and nothing else
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    Enjoying a mutual full-body massage bathed in essential oils, while listening to the soothing sounds of Shawn Mendes
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    Dinner followed by some sweet ass loving
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    Just dinner and a show
  8. What's your personality type?

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    Hidden Gem
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    Introverted
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    Depends on the situation
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    INFJ
  9. What's your sense of humor like?

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    Anything can be funny, but I prefer humor of the fucked up variety
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    Dark as my soul
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    Dad (or daddy) jokes
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    Memes
  10. In a debate, who usually wins?

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    Me, always. Duh
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    They think they do
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    Usually me, but I let them think they do
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    I prefer to learn from debating, rather than thinking about who won or lost
  11. When you're upset with them, how do you behave around your SO?

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    1
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    2
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    3
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    4
  12. How many kids do you want?

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    Zero please
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    I don't really want any, but if my partner did I'd consider having one or two
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    Two, a boy and a girl
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    One
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    The world is all one, big happy family, and I'm everyone's daddy
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    No less than one, no more than four
  13. What do you wanna do with your life?

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    "Get married, have a few kids, buy some stuff, retire to California, and die"
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    Be rich enough to buy however much food I want
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    Live it comfortably and happily with someone I love
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    Be the better half of a power couple, dominate the world with my powerful love, and kill everyone with kindness
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