Going out to eat with friendsChillin with BaeExerciseBed = LifePetting all the Dogs
Feeding your petThose extra 5 minutes of sleepPre-Work WorkoutThat Good morning text <3Breakfast
The needy oneThe one who always wants a new adventureThe caring oneThe Hangry oneThe perpetually late one
Guy FieriSteph CurryJennifer LawrenceMatt DamonJosh Hutcherson
The wormI don't danceThe sprinklerAnything as long as it's close to the snacksPartner Dance
I'll be in bed earlyWhipping up treats in the kitchen for my partyGotta get that midnight kissRaveWith my pets, on my couch, watching the ball-drop
New Year New You: Crystal Ball For 2017
You love food so much that you bathe in golden baths of cheese and serve it up on the daily. Your next career will allow you to share your perfected palate by stuffing others with elbow noodles and cheddar. Yum.
You make Joe and Barack look like amateurs with your loving personality. You can open up in the most intimate ways with complete strangers that pay you. No not prostitution, but hugs and gentle caresses.
Dang your body must be steamin' with all that physical exercise you enjoy doing. Why not put on a butt ugly diver suit to cover that up and instead get all the ladies/gents by fondling some balls at the bottom of the sea.
Get off your lazy ass! Jk stay there you'll be getting payed for snoozing between the sheets. You're the textbook model for doing what you love and loving what you do. And no one can stop you... from doing absolutely nothing.
Your commitment to animals is unwavering because you only want the best for your puppers and kittens. Therefore, you might as well dine with them. Start by enjoying some nibbles and then you may progress to tasting bones and wet cat food. Enjoy!