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New Year New You: Crystal Ball For 2017

What's job is in store for your next year? The answer may surprise you.

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  1. What's your favorite thing to do when you're not at work?

    Going out to eat with friends
    Chillin with Bae
    Exercise
    Bed = Life
    Petting all the Dogs
  2. What couldn't you take out of your morning routine?

    Feeding your pet
    Those extra 5 minutes of sleep
    Pre-Work Workout
    That Good morning text <3
    Breakfast
  3. Who are you in the friend group?

    The needy one
    The one who always wants a new adventure
    The caring one
    The Hangry one
    The perpetually late one
  4. Who is your fav celeb?

    Guy Fieri
    Steph Curry
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Matt Damon
    Josh Hutcherson
  5. Favorite Dance move?

    The worm
    I don't dance
    The sprinkler
    Anything as long as it's close to the snacks
    Partner Dance
  6. What are your New Year's Plans?

    I'll be in bed early
    Whipping up treats in the kitchen for my party
    Gotta get that midnight kiss
    Rave
    With my pets, on my couch, watching the ball-drop

New Year New You: Crystal Ball For 2017

You got: Macaroni and Cheese Barista

You love food so much that you bathe in golden baths of cheese and serve it up on the daily. Your next career will allow you to share your perfected palate by stuffing others with elbow noodles and cheddar. Yum.

Macaroni and Cheese Barista
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You got: Professional Cuddler

You make Joe and Barack look like amateurs with your loving personality. You can open up in the most intimate ways with complete strangers that pay you. No not prostitution, but hugs and gentle caresses.

Professional Cuddler
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You got: Golf Ball Diver

Dang your body must be steamin' with all that physical exercise you enjoy doing. Why not put on a butt ugly diver suit to cover that up and instead get all the ladies/gents by fondling some balls at the bottom of the sea.

Golf Ball Diver
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You got: Professional Sleeper

Get off your lazy ass! Jk stay there you'll be getting payed for snoozing between the sheets. You're the textbook model for doing what you love and loving what you do. And no one can stop you... from doing absolutely nothing.

Professional Sleeper
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You got: Dog Food Taster

Your commitment to animals is unwavering because you only want the best for your puppers and kittens. Therefore, you might as well dine with them. Start by enjoying some nibbles and then you may progress to tasting bones and wet cat food. Enjoy!

Dog Food Taster
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