"Mom, I love you! Look at this personalized family tree I got for you! Am I your favorite child now? Blink if you want to say yes but don't want to offend your other offspring."
Oh hell no. Special thanks to @Unexplained.
M'lady said that.
Jon Snow: I'm Aegon Targaryen, *Daenerys has left the chat*
I don't care what happened last night, I know the truth.
Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying Kim And Kanye's Expensive Dinner Bill And The Story Will Make You Cringe
"And I was like... oh no. "
LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LITTLE PRINCE.
In the 1940s, Dr. Alfred Kinsey developed a scale for measuring human sexuality. Where do you think you fall on the scale?
*changes name on license to Ronald McDonald*
Little Arya Stark is all grown up. (Warning: Spoilers!)
"Game Of Thrones" Fans Have A Theory About What's Going To Happen In The Winterfell Crypts, And It's Giving Me Heart Palpitations
"The dead are already here." Um, what?
Dust, declutter, and dump everything you don't need.
"A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe."
"When we ate fast food, everyone HAD to give their bottom buns to Dad..."
No offense to these songs...
You clearly know absolutely nothing, Jon Snow.
Note to self: Spend Easter with Halsey next year.