Reading these in your best infomercial voice is not required, just highly encouraged.
We never need lube! We're always wet!!!
Thank you kindly for dining with us, good sir and madam!
So many herbs, so little thyme.
Have your wedding and eat cake, too!
How many of these '80s icons do you remember?
Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned for Thor before being cast as Loki.
Eat your heart out and find out why people like you.
Honestly, it's amazing to find a single innocent person on the internet these days.
I could watch these movies 100 times and still not catch every detail or reference.
DISNEY NEVER MAKES MISTAKES and I'm here to prove it.
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"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
Lettuce celebrate what makes you magical!
Who even needs dating apps?
Dogs are the absolute best, and the absolute weirdest.
The few naked seconds in the bathroom are a small price to pay for an outfit so trendy and easy.
"The biggest marketing lie to parents is, 'Fun for the whole family.'"
"Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you."
'Cos no one told you life was gonna be this way...