Reading these in your best infomercial voice is not required, just highly encouraged.
So many herbs, so little thyme.
We never need lube! We're always wet!!!
Have your wedding and eat cake, too!
Thank you kindly for dining with us, good sir and madam!
It’s never been more urgent or important to do your bit for Mother Nature.
Tom Hiddleston originally auditioned for Thor before being cast as Loki.
Honestly, it's amazing to find a single innocent person on the internet these days.
I could watch these movies 100 times and still not catch every detail or reference.
Who even needs dating apps?
How many of these '80s icons do you remember?
Find the next show to binge, or discover a new movie everyone's talking about
Sorry, but what is “mystery meat”?
Lettuce celebrate what makes you magical!
DISNEY NEVER MAKES MISTAKES and I'm here to prove it.
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
Eat your heart out and find out why people like you.
"Woof, woof." – Aristotle's dog.
The few naked seconds in the bathroom are a small price to pay for an outfit so trendy and easy.