Find the sweet spot!
"That's what I do: I drink and I know things."
"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves," said the worst human alive.
Just because it's salad doesn't mean it can't be filling.
*Wears the same damn bra every day so never gets to wash it*
[Five seconds left] PUT IT ON THE PLATE!
You waited four years so you better make the most of it.
Let the countdown begin.
"Let's meet at the Big Knob Waterhole this arvo."
"As a young woman on the internet, you really can't escape casual sexual harassment."
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
It's harder than you think.
You don't have to spend a fortune to find an awesome item.
"What idiot called it 'insomnia' and not 'resisting a rest?'"
Warning: This may make your heart explode.
Doughnut do these things.
*watches scary video, burns laptop*
A tribute to our fallen comrade from the Cincinnati Zoo.
His name is Sir Nils Olav, and he has just been made brigadier general.
Did your favorites make the cut?
Gone, but definitely not forgotten.
Caill-you won't be able to unsee this either.
"Looked at my cat one day and had the realisation that this guy was my best friend."
You gon' wait ... 'til Sept. 6.
I find this attractive.
I want a princess pony playhouse.
Do I want to be you or be with you?
Empty your bowels, not your wallet.
Give it all the Emmys.
Small actions that help tremendously.
Tell us about the things that help you make that perfect cup of joe.
*speaks in a random accent*
Get that cash, girl.
The name game.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.
It's the story we never want to end.