Please pass the measuring spoons that are slim enough to fit into spice jars.
As if! I'm getting cheese fries.
Let's see what your love song picks say about you.
Problem solvers you can trust.
Here are some of the most interesting and powerful photo stories from across the internet.
This Is Strange, But Everyone's Personality Matches Honey, Caramel, Or Peanut Butter — Just Choose Some Cute Animal Pictures To Find Your Match
No matter what you get, it's pretty obvious you're sweet!
"Did you guys hear Ryan's funny now?"
Might as well also get a megaphone so you can shout about all your favorite purchases.
We Know Which "Twilight" Character You're Most Like Based Solely On The Food You Order From Olive Garden
"Is she even Italian?" "Her name is Bella."
One part memory test, one part spelling test.
Are you one of those people who prefers David over Mike?
We're officially leaving 2020 behind. It's 2008 again.
BuzzFeed uses polls to learn what’s important to our audience. Answer as many questions as you like and keep coming back for more!
Inexpensive products for luxurious locks.
Some of the worst negotiating you'll ever see.
Many will enter, but only true 2000s girls will win.
"He continues to cheat on his wife in plain sight."
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who wondered what type of bender Percy Jackson would be.
What storyline was too far?
First of all, French people call it "McDo."
I wanna see, wanna see you ace this.
"Judas And The Black Messiah" Is The Most Chilling Trailer I've Seen In A Long Time And I Am Here For It
The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Lakeith Stanfield and was produced by Ryan Coogler...need I say more?
Reading this is the next best thing to being in love.
Physically here, mentally baking adorable pies in a cottage in the woods.
How do you take your coffee?
These foods will tell you the ~future~.
In short, tater tots are great.
Here are all of the interesting details we spotted.
You're going to need a lot of napkins for this one.
We are all Jonathan. I'm sorry.
"I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the 'g' in 'lasagna.'"
Let your stomach do the talking.
"We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it."
There are just no mermaids named "Karen."
The Cast Of "Work It" Plays Who's Who
The cast of Netflix’s teen dance film "Work It" (Sabrina Carpenter, Liza Koshy, Keiynan Lonsdale, and Jordan Fisher) played our game of Who’s Who and it was a hoot and a half. Who forgot their choreography? Who broke character the most? Who is the purest human in the universe (and why is it Jordan Fisher)? Watch and find out! #WorkIt #WhosWho #LizaKoshy
"I like you very much. Just as you are."
They're both cute, so you can't lose.
Were they on a break?
An adjustable umbrella, a SubSafe, and more products you do ~knot~ want to miss out on.
"You coming out later? TB."
Smart life-improving things people like you actually recommend, from a space-doubling silverware organizer to an eyeliner that'll give you basically instant wings.
You already know Ross's position on this list.
These wonders might be even better at their job than you are at yours — and they're just as good for home offices as IRL ones.
Reading these in your best infomercial voice is not required, just highly encouraged.
"Let it Go" or "Show Yourself"?
"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
This is anonymous, so answer truthfully!
The power that these have, the intelligence that these have...
Let's discuss Matts.
Two weeks after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, the Saudi crown prince allegedly sent a death squad to Canada, targeting a former Saudi intelligence official, according to a new lawsuit.
Please excuse the mess, we just moved in two years ago.
Alternatively: "Is your auto-capitalization on or are you normal?"
Derrick Ingram, a Black Lives Matter protester with the group Warriors in the Garden, livestreamed on Instagram dozens of police officers trying to enter his home. Hours later, police retreated without making any arrest.
It's time for the annual "I TOLERATE YOU" party!
Let some powerful tablets scrub your dishwasher's inside while you catch up on your stories.
Mike Edwards' resignation comes after BuzzFeed News reported on concerns among staff about diversity problems at the popular children's clothing company.
Pop? Punk? Metal?
It's the Scott boys, together. My eyes must be really messed up!
"When ur fiancé accidentally leaks your email..."
Sorry... not sorry.
"I declare bankruptcy!"
The decision reaffirms "that schools can't use bullying laws as a shield to silence speech, the ACLU said.
Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Stepping Back From Liberty University After A Photo Of Him With His Pants Unzipped
"I did not think this, of all things, would have done it," one Liberty student told BuzzFeed News of the controversial photo.
Question 1: Who's that girl?
Honestly, these are all classics!
The American Song Contest will be causing mass feuding and general chaos between all 50 states over who has the best musical talent during the next holiday season.
André Aciman's follow-up to Call Me By Your Name, Rivers Solomon's deep-sea novella, an anthology of essays to mothers, and more.
Have you heard "Rooftop" by N.Flying?
"Can you hug me as I go?"
"This is a game changer in my life."
China, meanwhile, "prefers" that Trump does not win reelection and is "expanding" its own efforts, an intelligence community leader said.
Go big or go home.
Just your weekly edition of doggage!
From the tragic explosion in Beirut to flooding and fires seen around the world, these are the most striking and memorable pictures from the past week.
So, Sabrina ~worked it~ by...not working it? Love it.
Let's take you back to the Saturday mornings of your childhood...
How long was Ariel's hair again?