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12 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning If You’re A Cat

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1. Box:

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What it usually means: A container used to house miscellaneous household items.

What it means to cats: "An awesome container used to house ME."

2. Nap:

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What it usually means: A short period of time where you rest your eyes.

What it means to cats: An eight-hour excuse not to move from the windowsill.

3. Receipt:

What it usually means: A small piece of paper you receive after a paid transaction.What it means to cats: A glorious, glorious play toy, worth more than the things you buy.
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What it usually means: A small piece of paper you receive after a paid transaction.

What it means to cats: A glorious, glorious play toy, worth more than the things you buy.

4. Bathtub:

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What it usually means: A place where humans get clean.

What it means to cats: The worst place in the whole house. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

5. Work:

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What it usually means: A primary source of income.

What it means to cats: NOTHING.

6. Dog:

What it usually means: Man's best friend. What it means to cats: "My secret BFF when no one is paying attention."
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What it usually means: Man's best friend.

What it means to cats: "My secret BFF when no one is paying attention."

7. Lemon:

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What it usually means: A fruit the humans use in food and drinks.

What it means to cats: "CIONQWUVJDPSNI!"

8. Clean Sheets:

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What it usually means: A nice place for humans to rest on.

What it means to cats: A fun place to hide under and play atop, especially when they're in the middle of being changed.

9. String:

What it usually means: An instrument used to tie something together. What it means to cats: The most magical piece of wiggly-ness you'll ever encounter.
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What it usually means: An instrument used to tie something together.

What it means to cats: The most magical piece of wiggly-ness you'll ever encounter.

10. Closed Door:

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What it usually means: A way to keep something out.

What it means to cats: "A challenge that I will accept."

11. Bug:

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What it usually means: An insect.

What it means to cats: "Something that I will stare at, fixate on, and chase until it's removed."

12. Human:

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What it usually means: A person in the world.

What it means to cats: "My whole world!"

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“Hey human friends, want to know what it’s like to be me, the one and only Morris the Cat? Behold the latest emerging trends in eating, napping, sunbathing, playing, and cuddling at Cat’s Eye View℠. Wearable technology is ameowzing!” —Morris

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