Response to 20 Guys You Should Break Up With Right Now:
“John Waters was right. If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em” If I knew that John Waters was coming round, I’d dump all my books out of the window.
Oh god, it’s like a binary fusion of smugness.
Response to The Holidays With Corgnelius:
Stop torturing this dog and using the poor thing as a compensation for a real life.
Response to What Really Happens When Mama Is Away:
The kid has too many toys. And the dad needs a job.
Response to What “Sesame Street” Can Teach Us About Loss:
What does it teach us about getting molested by a puppeteer?