The 12 Australians You’ll Probably See At Every Music Festival

Which one are you? Brought to you by 5 Seeds Cider.

1. The True Aussie

Eva Rinaldi (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: evarinaldiphotography

Jessica Rabbit (CC BY http://2.0) Flickr: jessicarabbit

Jessica Rabbit (CC BY http://2.0) Flickr: jessicarabbit


Distinguishing traits: utilizing the Australian flag as part of their wardrobe.

2. The Front-Row Fanatic

Dani Lurie (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: slushpup

Distinguishing traits: pressed against the front barricade, screaming in joy.

3. The Phone-y


Distinguishing traits: their phone is on the entire time, recording the entire set, taking pictures. It’s almost like they should’ve gotten an extra ticket for their mobile device.

4. The Lone Ranger

Sara (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: 108124882@N04

Distinguishing traits: comes alone and hangs with your group for hours… until someone realizes nobody knows him or her.

5. The Bubble Blowers

Tom Jankowski (CC BY-ND http://2.0) Flickr: smack01

Tom Jankowski (CC BY-ND http://2.0) Flickr: smack01


Distinguishing traits: an inexhaustible supply of bubbles.

6. The Festival Virgin

Ken K (CC BY-ND http://2.0) / Via Flickr: kenkuchih

Distinguishing traits: super excited, saves ticket to keep as souvenir.

7. The Shirtless Dude

Eva Rinaldi (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: evarinaldiphotography

Distinguishing traits: lack of shirt, lack of inhibition.

8. The Sleeping Dude

Fernando de Sousa (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: fernando

Distinguishing traits: getting hilarious photos taken of him by his mates.

9. The Barefoot Warrior

Jessica Rabbit (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: jessicarabbit

Distinguishing traits: doesn’t see anything weird or wrong in going barefoot at a music festival.

Note: might end up with ringworm or tetanus.

10. The (Almost) Naked Guy

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Distinguishing traits: getting a sunburn in the worst of places.

11. The Big Group of Girls

Scott Sandars (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: ssandars

Distinguishing traits: matching outfits — always matching outfits.

12. The Original

Jason Oxenham / Stringer / Getty Images

Distinguishing traits: used to come to this festival 10 years ago, now checking it out to see how things have changed.

Note: Might be your mum or dad.

No matter what kind of festivalgoer you are, enjoy great music with a great drink — 5 Seeds Cider.


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