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    We Really Need To Talk About "The Suite Life Movie" — The Best DCOM Of All Time

    The greatest cinematic masterpiece of our time.

    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody — you know it and probably loved it.

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    Maybe you even watched its spinoff, Suite Life on Deck.

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    But did you know there was a Suite Life movie?!

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    If you didn't, you're not alone.

    Whenever I mention this film, people have no idea what I'm talking about. It's a real shame because it is truly the best DCOM of our time.

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    But not to worry! I am here to enlighten you.

    Picture this: the characters from Suite Life you know and love... but make it sci-fi.

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    Basically, Zack and Cody end up in a weird summer camp/cult of twins.

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    Spooky.

    But that's just the start! They're brought into a weird lab and hooked up to a bunch of cables so they can ~feel~ the same sensations as the other twin.

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    Like... WHAT?!

    They use this to their advantage, like punching themselves to hurt the other one! Innovative, I guess?

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    (Yes, this really happens.)

    Eventually, they discover the main plan is to merge the twins together into a more powerful being.

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    A Dylan and Cole super-human... powerful.

    They try to escape, but are chased by the other twins who are now possessed and chanting "Kill Zack and Cody". LOL.

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    Along the way, they almost die a bunch of times. It's DRAMATIC!

    In the end, they have a weird out-of-body floating fight that's watched by all our favorite Suite Life characters, like London and Woody.

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    They escape and go back to their lives on the ship, and these events are never spoken of again???

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    But they will live on forever in my memory!!!!

    It's a truly groundbreaking film that never received the praise it deserves. I am only doing my duty to make sure the world does not forget!

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