"Should you buy your wife a fitness tracker for her vagina?"
"What in the World is a Butt-Wink?"
"Is My Penis Normal?"
"Is she addicted to her vibrator?"
"Is it a sex toy or a fishing lure?"
"What should you do with her breasts?"
"Never touch a naked thigh unless you're sure it's not your mother's."
"These commercial slogans would never work on a stripper's body."
"Building the perfect sex machine."
"Should you have sex while driving?"
"What Matthew McConaughey keeps in his fanny pack."
'Hi, I have three breasts! Interested?'
"Can you find a girlfriend with street-sign flyers?"
"One of the hottest women in the world is a little boy."
"The coolest $500 pancakes ever."
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