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I expected to disagree but huh, he rocks it much better than I expected ???

Worked at a pizza chain a couple of months as my first job. It was sketchy to begin with, but within the three months I was there they failed inspection four times because of the grease all over the walls that no amount of scrubbing on my part could get off. Relatedly, I also had… Read More

I can't remember what the host was (it was a kids edutainment site where you could make your own page and learn basic HTML), but I had a site dedicated to Spy Kids and how it was the best movie ever, and listed all the reasons why I thought so. I updated that thing like nobody's business.… Read More

Definitely Old Navy. They're super comfy and hold up well, and most importantly as a plus size girl, are 100% opaque. I do the tattoo test - if you can see the tattoos on my thunder thighs, we're done - and I could attempt squats in them and they'd still show nothing. Proper life… Read More

Master of Disguise is friggin hilarious. Loved it as a kid, loved it again having a drunk night in with friends. It's so stupid it's hilarious.

I caught her mid-salute so she's more interested in my phone

I was helping a middle aged woman in the cosmetics department of my pharmacy, she's telling me she needs lipstick to match the fancy dress she has on. Whatever, I show her a few options. She goes "oh I love strapless dresses, but strapless bras are the worst." True, true. She follows… Read More

I feel like Cersei dying is too obvious. It can't be that easy. She's gonna see them coming and snap like an old violin string and have her hench-zombie murder everyone.

sprinkles and jimmies are different things. the things in the picture are sprinkles, the flat non-shiny things that are hard and crunchy and usually shaped like circles are jimmies.

ModCloth's Reading Room Romance Oxfords. They are so, so comfortable (and I'm never comfortable, so that's saying something), go with just about everything, and are adoooooorable. Every time I wear them I get compliments. Plus, they're the kind of shoes that look as good well-loved… Read More