1. When he dresses as a woman, he leaves his beard.
The results are horrifying.
3. He’s perceptive.
I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen anyone eating a twix.
4. He’s looking out for your health.
*Note: this is most likely a wild falsehood.
10. His animated face is probably the greatest thing ever.
It simultaneously looks exactly like him AND an orange.
12. He’s confident with who he is as a person.
You wish you had this self esteem.
13. He’s a friend to the animals.
Or maybe he’s just food for the animals.
16. His logic isn’t always reliable.
But it does make for a good laugh.
20. He knows his boundaries.
You know you’d rather be watching Netflix too.
22. His likeness makes for a delightful wall decoration.
And that’s his poem too! Multi-talented!
23. He’s an inventor.
If I ever had to poop in the woods, I think I’d want this chair… minus the staples.
25. He’s relatable.
I don’t walk away from a packet of biscuits either.
26. His life is made up of a plethora of colorful characters.
Even if they’re probably imaginary.
27. He’ll protect you from all types of attacks…
…or at least call the attacker a “knobhead.”