I like Scanwich better, actually. I like looking at the background of the sandwiches. It's more like a photo gallery and less like a bunch of scans of sandwiches.

You know what I hate? When people say “peaked” instead of “piqued.” I'm going to explode.

Yeah, I'd say she's not clad at ALL. (Aside from the dirt. But I don't think that counts.)

Poor Ringo. He's the only one with strange gradient-face.

Do you think the Syence Fyction channel will ever bring back The Dresden Files? Because I loved his hockey stick. Also, it kind of looks Welsh. Or old english. Maybe they'll run specials on Chaucer now?

Wow, Eric. I'd be impressed. If I believed you. :) I've read 1. (I'm only 18, though, so I have my whole life to read the rest. Or lie about them.) I swear, though. I even wrote a song about it. It goes, “The thought police kick down the door in 19- 19- 1984.”

Dear Info Mofo,
BuzzFeed needs a “This Comment is Mean Without Being Funny” button. Stat. And sure, this is a little meh. And maybe Weird Al is better at it. But Jesus, look how cute this boy is.

Ban sarcasm? Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.