1. Physical: Redhead (Ginger), Smells like the Ocean, Has a Tail (Usually).
2. About: A bit of a kleptomaniac, Bad with Remembering Names of Household Objects, Invented the Sticky Bra (shell).
3. Dislikes: Her Legs (Fin), Octopus/Squid/Calamari, Shirts.
4. If you’re sick of laying around in a bikini all day and being a princess, then get ready to trade up for a new pair of legs and hop on board alongside a sexy sailor who doesn’t care that you’re mute!
In The News Today
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