Lance has the prettiest green eyes.
Lance has the prettiest green eyes.
Steve & Barry’s, anyone?
I think the first picture sparked my sexual awakening.
Why do conservatives still believe “Obummer” is a clever insult?
I don’t recall anyone other than Ashton Kutcher wearing Von Dutch hats. Everything else is pretty spot-on, though.
Hey, I’d rather have a guy ejaculate on me than in me. No babies for me, thank you.
This movie looks fucking stupid even for a Will Ferrell movie.
Because nothing says you care about your “idols” like trying to buy them as if they are objects.
Oh, for fuck’s sake, don’t treat it like a death in the family. Look, I feel for 1D fans right now. I really do. I was crushed when Justin Timberlake made his first solo album because I knew that was the end of NSYNC. But there are worse things going on in the world. He’s not a close friend of yours, and he’s not dead. Put on your big girl panties and move on with your life.
“Please go pee-pee on your socks for warmth” will never not be funny.
Yet you care enough to click on an article about them and leave a comment.
Do they seriously think they’ll continue to be successful with four members? Why do you think 98 Degrees wasn’t as popular as NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys? You need five guys in a boy band.
Their fans are nucking futs. I don’t blame him.
I hope he realizes he will still be recognized in public. It’s not like every fan is getting their memory wiped. He’s not going to just drop off the radar right away. He better have some good disguises.
Writing band names all over your Five Star zip binder during class.
I understand schools—especially Catholic schools—wanting their students to dress modestly. But this is one of those articles that make me beyond thankful I went to a public school that was liberal enough to let me wear a tux to my prom. Apparently people wearing clothes traditionally worn by the opposite sex pisses Jesus off.
I’m having flashbacks of the titles of my Myspace bulletins. “Is that what you call tact? You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.”
Honestly? I don’t think it’s all that bad. Blake is traditionally a male name, and I know of a few girls named Ryan. She could always go by Jay or Jamie if she doesn’t like James. With celebrity kids named Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science, a girl named James is pretty tame.
I just assumed grandma clothes were trendy right now, since “hipster” teenage girls wear ugly sweaters and their pants over their belly buttons now.
Is Ellen trying to lose viewers by having one of the most hated people on the planet on her show every week?
Pretty sure Tino was my first cartoon crush.
Gotta say, I’m diggin’ the suit and socks. This is by far the most presentable Bieber has ever looked.
I really don’t see what the big deal is with public bathrooms. Have you noticed the stalls, people? You don’t see anything! Nobody goes into the bathroom to check everyone else out. They go in to do their business and be on their merry way.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt hasn’t really changed much. He just got a haircut.
Why did #16 think it was a good idea to wear a thong under a dress?
When I had my first crush, I cut his picture out of the yearbook and taped it to a construction paper heart just like Helga did with Arnold’s picture. Thankfully I’d forgotten about him before I could become obsessed enough to build a closet shrine.
Twilight falls into the “so bad, it’s funny” category. GRR! THIS IS MY SERIOUS ACTOR FACE!
And everyone who calls the Patriots out on their cheating are just haters, right?
I love that stage where their ears and paws are ginormous.
This particular roast will consist of real insults from people who genuinely hate him. Can’t wait.
One Direction fans are hilarious. One of them breathes and they’re like “FHDJKSASDFBHJVDISKXCMVBGFDS OMG HE DID THE THING I’M DEAD.”
Yes, it was a brilliant joke, but it had nothing to do with feminism. She actually does important things while her husband essentially plays pretend for a living, yet he gets the lifetime achievement award.
Where in Time is Carmen San Diego was pretty good too. Cheesy as hell, but my 6-year-old self loved it.