WHAT SHALL WE DO TODAY?!
Watch the new Woody Allen movie?
March Madness? Watch a game?
Lunchtime! Maybe McDonald's?
What about grilled chicken?
SALAD!?
Quinoa!?
Tofu?
Let's just give up and go watch Seinfeld.
We can play Mario?
Fine, fine... Let's just go to the beach, wade into the ocean, and lie on our backs for hours?
Cool, I'll drive!
We can take the bus!
I have hand sanitizer?
Also, just realized the ocean idea is bad because technically, we'd be litter...
Why don't we...
Animal cruelty.
What if we...
It's practically slavery!
We can...
NO! The terrorists will win.