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    The Social Consequences Of Everything

    Ignorance was once bliss...but not any more via CollegeHumor

    WHAT SHALL WE DO TODAY?!

    Watch the new Woody Allen movie?

    March Madness? Watch a game?

    Lunchtime! Maybe McDonald's?

    What about grilled chicken?

    SALAD!?

    Quinoa!?

    Tofu?

    Let's just give up and go watch Seinfeld.

    We can play Mario?

    Fine, fine... Let's just go to the beach, wade into the ocean, and lie on our backs for hours?

    Cool, I'll drive!

    We can take the bus!

    I have hand sanitizer?

    Also, just realized the ocean idea is bad because technically, we'd be litter...

    Why don't we...

    Animal cruelty.

    What if we...

    It's practically slavery!

    We can...

    NO! The terrorists will win.

    We could kill ourselves? Just end it all, have freedom from all social judgement, the terrible awareness that came with the age of information, a return to before when there weren't videos reminding you how every selfish act orphans a child a world away.

    Well, do you want to go sit in a dark dark basement and wait for tomorrow?

    *Eye roll reactions*

    Final judgement from Frank Underwood.

    THE END.