I think a better tag for all of them would be “fail”

In the race to the bottom, is there ever really a winner?

not quite how I pictured Atlas shrugging.

I don't want Newt to be so good at debates… He's sleezy to the core.

OMG, that Ron Paul .gif! XD Honestly, considering Rick Santorum claimed that his anti-abortion stance was justified by the “Con-er-Declaration,” which confers the right to life, I'd say he failed. The Declaration of Independence doesn't protect life or anything else. It is an explanation of why the Continental Congress passed the Lee Resolution. But hey, even if you think that's an obscure bit of trivia, why would you assume federal legislation written prior to the Constitution is binding? Do the Articles of Confederation still count or something? I just can't deal with it. Presidential candidates should know better. Oh, and historian Newt, you're kind of slow to correct your fellow GOPers when they spew glaring historical inaccuracies, and yet claim you know what the Founders thought. Hmm.