BuzzFeed - "HardTimes :: Illusion" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:46:27 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) I think there will be a babyfinger-boom because of... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=samfield&buzz=i-think-there-will-be-a-babyfinger-boom-because-of-2kov-erl&c=7IMU07&u=72VPX7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsamfield%2Fi-think-there-will-be-a-babyfinger-boom-because-of-2kov-erl%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsamfield%2Fi-think-there-will-be-a-babyfinger-boom-because-of-2kov-erl%2F

I think there will be a babyfinger-boom because of hard times… But Ze when are we getting new clothes with HARD TIMES print on them?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/samfield/i-think-there-will-be-a-babyfinger-boom-because-of-2kov-erl Thu, 28 May 2009 18:14:42 -0400 I prefer allusions myself. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=ryrypizza&buzz=i-prefer-allusions-myself-2kov-4l1&c=7IH617&u=7WFN7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fryrypizza%2Fi-prefer-allusions-myself-2kov-4l1%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fryrypizza%2Fi-prefer-allusions-myself-2kov-4l1%2F

BUZZ: I prefer allusions myself.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/ryrypizza/i-prefer-allusions-myself-2kov-4l1 Wed, 27 May 2009 10:40:23 -0400 ...have the feeling i should take my finger to the... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joannaf&buzz=have-the-feeling-i-should-take-my-finger-to-the-2kov-3zb&c=7I7H07&u=7S707&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoannaf%2Fhave-the-feeling-i-should-take-my-finger-to-the-2kov-3zb%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoannaf%2Fhave-the-feeling-i-should-take-my-finger-to-the-2kov-3zb%2F

BUZZ: …have the feeling i should take my finger to the clinic to get tested now…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joannaf/have-the-feeling-i-should-take-my-finger-to-the-2kov-3zb Mon, 25 May 2009 00:33:30 -0400 I regard that as rape. I also regard <a... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=janakf&buzz=i-regard-that-as-rape-i-also-regard-a-2kov-dvf&c=7I7287&u=72PGY7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjanakf%2Fi-regard-that-as-rape-i-also-regard-a-2kov-dvf%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjanakf%2Fi-regard-that-as-rape-i-also-regard-a-2kov-dvf%2F

I regard that as rape. I also regard this as rape. Or at least non-consensual sex. My lawyer and the relevant authorities will be in touch with you shortly.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/janakf/i-regard-that-as-rape-i-also-regard-a-2kov-dvf Sun, 24 May 2009 20:20:10 -0400 I'm never washing this finger again. ... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=spamofgod&buzz=im-never-washing-this-finger-again-2kov-6ri&c=7I61A7&u=71BPC7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fspamofgod%2Fim-never-washing-this-finger-again-2kov-6ri%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fspamofgod%2Fim-never-washing-this-finger-again-2kov-6ri%2F

BUZZ: I'm never washing this finger again. (Doesn't it always make you suspicious when somebody says that? It makes me wonder how many OTHER people have vowed to never wash their hands.)

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/spamofgod/im-never-washing-this-finger-again-2kov-6ri Sun, 24 May 2009 12:54:16 -0400 LOL. Asshole. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=davefriedel&buzz=lol-asshole-2kov-ajs&c=7I46Z7&u=7227H7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Flol-asshole-2kov-ajs%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Flol-asshole-2kov-ajs%2F

BUZZ: LOL. Asshole.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/lol-asshole-2kov-ajs Sat, 23 May 2009 22:18:56 -0400 Is it wrong that I used my middle finger? 0_0 http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=wdhiii&buzz=is-it-wrong-that-i-used-my-middle-finger-00-2kov-b1g&c=7I4247&u=725N57&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwdhiii%2Fis-it-wrong-that-i-used-my-middle-finger-00-2kov-b1g%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwdhiii%2Fis-it-wrong-that-i-used-my-middle-finger-00-2kov-b1g%2F

BUZZ: Is it wrong that I used my middle finger? 0_0

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/wdhiii/is-it-wrong-that-i-used-my-middle-finger-00-2kov-b1g Sat, 23 May 2009 20:47:29 -0400 Joke's on you ze, my finger has the... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=burpledurple&buzz=jokes-on-you-ze-my-finger-has-the-2kov-2oy&c=7I2ME7&u=7J6A7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fburpledurple%2Fjokes-on-you-ze-my-finger-has-the-2kov-2oy%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fburpledurple%2Fjokes-on-you-ze-my-finger-has-the-2kov-2oy%2F

BUZZ: Joke's on you ze, my finger has the clap.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/burpledurple/jokes-on-you-ze-my-finger-has-the-2kov-2oy Sat, 23 May 2009 12:50:40 -0400 *kvells* I know where this came from :D Awesome. I... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=mariannes&buzz=kvells-i-know-where-this-came-from-d-awesome-i-2kov-e9b&c=7I2K27&u=72S667&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmariannes%2Fkvells-i-know-where-this-came-from-d-awesome-i-2kov-e9b%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmariannes%2Fkvells-i-know-where-this-came-from-d-awesome-i-2kov-e9b%2F

BUZZ: *kvells* I know where this came from :D Awesome. I usually beep your nose while you're talking so my finger was already in the vicinity… that's what I get for flirting…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/mariannes/kvells-i-know-where-this-came-from-d-awesome-i-2kov-e9b Sat, 23 May 2009 12:18:06 -0400 I was going to give you a call since I'm in... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=danielm7&buzz=i-was-going-to-give-you-a-call-since-im-in-2kov-dmc&c=7I1X47&u=72NPD7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdanielm7%2Fi-was-going-to-give-you-a-call-since-im-in-2kov-dmc%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdanielm7%2Fi-was-going-to-give-you-a-call-since-im-in-2kov-dmc%2F

BUZZ: I was going to give you a call since I'm in LA, but now I am concerned. Funny! D

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/danielm7/i-was-going-to-give-you-a-call-since-im-in-2kov-dmc Sat, 23 May 2009 04:23:15 -0400 you are paying for child support, right? http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=kennel&buzz=you-are-paying-for-child-support-right-2kov-3js&c=7I1US7&u=7P6B7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkennel%2Fyou-are-paying-for-child-support-right-2kov-3js%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkennel%2Fyou-are-paying-for-child-support-right-2kov-3js%2F

BUZZ: you are paying for child support, right?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/kennel/you-are-paying-for-child-support-right-2kov-3js Sat, 23 May 2009 03:38:22 -0400 Mmmm. Jam-snot. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=edenm&buzz=mmmm-jam-snot-2kov-dpv&c=7I1T87&u=72OE27&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fedenm%2Fmmmm-jam-snot-2kov-dpv%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fedenm%2Fmmmm-jam-snot-2kov-dpv%2F

BUZZ: Mmmm. Jam-snot.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/edenm/mmmm-jam-snot-2kov-dpv Sat, 23 May 2009 03:23:44 -0400 Ze can I remove my finger now? http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=robertk&buzz=ze-can-i-remove-my-finger-now-2kov-e87&c=7I1N07&u=72RYE7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Frobertk%2Fze-can-i-remove-my-finger-now-2kov-e87%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Frobertk%2Fze-can-i-remove-my-finger-now-2kov-e87%2F

BUZZ: Ze can I remove my finger now?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/robertk/ze-can-i-remove-my-finger-now-2kov-e87 Sat, 23 May 2009 01:40:21 -0400 Joke's on him. My finger is itchy from poison... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=plaidlemur&buzz=jokes-on-him-my-finger-is-itchy-from-poison-2kov-s9&c=7I1JI7&u=75RV7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fplaidlemur%2Fjokes-on-him-my-finger-is-itchy-from-poison-2kov-s9%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fplaidlemur%2Fjokes-on-him-my-finger-is-itchy-from-poison-2kov-s9%2F

BUZZ: Joke's on him. My finger is itchy from poison ivy. What do I do about the finger baby? Do I just hold a morning after pill for a couple of hours?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/jokes-on-him-my-finger-is-itchy-from-poison-2kov-s9 Sat, 23 May 2009 01:12:38 -0400 OMG my finger is preggers with Ze Frank's... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=veronicabelmont&buzz=omg-my-finger-is-preggers-with-ze-franks-2kov-1n4&c=7I1J47&u=7BTG7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fomg-my-finger-is-preggers-with-ze-franks-2kov-1n4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fomg-my-finger-is-preggers-with-ze-franks-2kov-1n4%2F

BUZZ: OMG my finger is preggers with Ze Frank's baby! My mother is going to be so proud!!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/omg-my-finger-is-preggers-with-ze-franks-2kov-1n4 Sat, 23 May 2009 01:01:29 -0400 Is it okay that I projected this on my wide screen... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=kiltbear&buzz=is-it-okay-that-i-projected-this-on-my-wide-screen-2kov-e7y&c=7I1D37&u=72RWN7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkiltbear%2Fis-it-okay-that-i-projected-this-on-my-wide-screen-2kov-e7y%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkiltbear%2Fis-it-okay-that-i-projected-this-on-my-wide-screen-2kov-e7y%2F

BUZZ: Is it okay that I projected this on my wide screen TV and held other body parts to it?..

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/kiltbear/is-it-okay-that-i-projected-this-on-my-wide-screen-2kov-e7y Fri, 22 May 2009 23:01:28 -0400 Rock that internet Zefrank. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=benhondar&buzz=rock-that-internet-zefrank-2kov-e7p&c=7I0ZO7&u=72RUW7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbenhondar%2Frock-that-internet-zefrank-2kov-e7p%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbenhondar%2Frock-that-internet-zefrank-2kov-e7p%2F

BUZZ: Rock that internet Zefrank.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/benhondar/rock-that-internet-zefrank-2kov-e7p Fri, 22 May 2009 21:11:52 -0400 Is it wrong that I kept my finger there longer... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=michelleo&buzz=is-it-wrong-that-i-kept-my-finger-there-longer-2kov-e7m&c=7I0ZH7&u=72RUB7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmichelleo%2Fis-it-wrong-that-i-kept-my-finger-there-longer-2kov-e7m%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fmichelleo%2Fis-it-wrong-that-i-kept-my-finger-there-longer-2kov-e7m%2F

BUZZ: Is it wrong that I kept my finger there longer than I had to?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/michelleo/is-it-wrong-that-i-kept-my-finger-there-longer-2kov-e7m Fri, 22 May 2009 21:09:47 -0400 As a magician, this is the greatest illusion I... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=zacharym&buzz=as-a-magician-this-is-the-greatest-illusion-i-2kov-e7i&c=7I0W67&u=72RTJ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzacharym%2Fas-a-magician-this-is-the-greatest-illusion-i-2kov-e7i%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzacharym%2Fas-a-magician-this-is-the-greatest-illusion-i-2kov-e7i%2F

BUZZ: As a magician, this is the greatest illusion I have ever witnessed.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/zacharym/as-a-magician-this-is-the-greatest-illusion-i-2kov-e7i Fri, 22 May 2009 20:33:58 -0400