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The brightest full moon light entrances me It calls me forth Yet I have not the strength to move In stasis I rot away and dream. Dream of forgotten years. Dream of the touch of another's hand I am to be a meal of star-ved worms. My nerves are twisting for the light of my salvation I rest beneath where I remain as cold as clay Eternal pain is swelling in my joints Somewhere within me a flame is slowly born Inside this shell of bloated flesh grows life anew Infernal the moon distorts my mi…

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  • Zeek   What Lurks Beneath The Waves  about a year ago ×
  • Zeek thinks Flies On Your Butt! is WTF  about 2 years ago ×
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    she looks like a fucking idiot

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    Google should have bought marvel

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    i just made this like 2 min ago

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    shes married?

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    Is the echidna real?

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    2 years ago
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    what about queefing?

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  • Zeek thinks How Attractive Are You? is Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Zeek thinks Hello Mr. Tree.. WTF?!? (NSFW) is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
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  • Zeek thinks Squid Porn [NSFW] is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Celebrity Stoners  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Fat Kid Rocking Out to AC/DC  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek thinks Tampon Prank Gone Wrong [NSFW] is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Star Wars/MacGyver Mashup  about 3 years ago ×
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  • Zeek thinks Everyone's On Cocaine is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek thinks Magical Martial Arts Is Creepy is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Martha Stewart Queefs  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   If Atheists Ruled the World and thinks it’s WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   "Bruno" Trailer (NSFW)  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Twitter Suspends @cwalken  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Deaf Strip Poker [NSFW] and thinks it’s WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Original Inspiration for The Joker  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   When all else fails fly swatter  about 3 years ago ×
  • Zeek   Human Sized Fleas!!!  about 3 years ago ×
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    …and suddenly the building grew dark and a foul wind blew threw the crowd. vincent price could be heard over the speakers. it was the beginning of Thriller! and just then the gold casket began to shake and tremble. for it was opening before everypnes eyes. then the crystal gloved hand of the corpes of michael jackson emerged…

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    was he the black kid?

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  • Response to Gary Oldman Can Play the F*ck Out of the Tiniest Role:

    pornstar bridget the midget is in this!!!!!

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  • Response to I like my Jesus slow-smoked with barbecue sauce.:

    why is the teacher black?

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