1. Reverse image search is free.
Upload any photo—any photo at all—and google will show you where else that photo is publicly displayed. If every single photo of your internet beau is publicly available, cut and run.
2. If you have access to the internet, you can place free phone calls.
3. There’s no reason your partner would need your bank account information.
If you believe this, I’d like to introduce you to the only lonely Brazilian swimsuit model alive. No really, she’s here in the official ‘Catfish TV Room’ on zeebox.
4. Modeling agencies are very open about their rosters.
You have the ability to fact check.
6. International models without international cell phones can buy a local prepaid phone for $20.
If they wanted to call you and/or were a real person, they would call you.
7. Seriously, everyone has webcams.
Unless they’re working from their 2003 Dell desktop.
8. Anyone without a webcam can buy one for $20.
Or for $6, if they have a PC.
9. Celebrities do not have alternate social media accounts for the purposes of dating fans on the sly.
Nice try, Justim Dieber.