1. She was the ultimate Federation Captain.
She managed to get her crew back to the Alpha quadrant before they were grey and old.
2. And now In “Orange is the New Black,” she basically runs a federal prison.
3. She can starve you out if she doesn’t like you
Especially if you don’t like her cooking.
4. She’ll do anything to get her hands on a real chicken
Unlike Captain Janeway, Red doesn’t rely on a fancy replicator to get by.