1. 1. When you’ve thrown all of your money away on top-shelf vodka.
4. 2. When you miss your train and the only thing that can make you feel better is a fresh slice.
5. 3. When you want nothing more than to eat your heart out…
6. …but you don’t get paid until Friday.
7. 4. When you want to unleash your inner big girl and have a round with the guys.
9. 5. When you finally crawl home after a 48-hour bender…
10. …and the only thing you can see are the lights above your favorite dollar pizza spot.
11. 6. But no matter what, dollar pizza will always be there to pick you up when you’re feeling low.
12. So put your troubles behind you and go grab a slice!
If it’s good enough for Tracy, it’s good enough for me.
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