1. Grab a few friends, a cold pack of beer, and join us as we play the Mario Kart Drinking Game (aka “Kario Mart,” aka “Beerio Kart,” aka “Drunk Driving,” aka the best game ever). Here’s how:
2. You’ll need: a pack of cheap beer, up to three friends, and any generation of Mario Kart.
3. Once you’ve picked your character and finished arguing over who gets to be Yoshi, it’s time to start the game.
4. When the race begins, crack open that beer!
(Tip: Chug as much as you can before you start driving, it’ll give you the upper hand later in the race.)