1. “It doesn’t appear she urinated on the painting or that the urine damaged it, so she’s not being charged with that,” said a spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney’s Office.
-One Clyfford Still painting (1957 J No. 2 PH 401, 1957)
-One drunken women
-Drunken women leaning against said painting
-D.W. (drunken women) proceeding to punch said painintg
-D.W. then falling and sliding against painting
-Until the painting and D.W. are both on the ground
-Lastly D.W. urinating on the ground in front of a crowd, luckily not directly on painting.
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