Hey now, why do you say this guy is a “super jacked up” older dude? Let me give you a life lesson. At twenty, I thought forty was old and washed up. Now that I actually am 40, I see that I (and most of my friends) am just getting started! I sure the hell ain’t no fuddy-duddy. And if I’m half as awesome at 60 as this mf’er here is, well then one happy geriatric I shall be.