BREAKING: NYC SODA EXTREMISTS ARRESTED

A FBI AND NYPD Joint Task-Force along with Homeland Security has just arrested a group of large soda extremists who were minutes away from contaminating part of the New York City’s water supply.The group known to law enforcement sources as Big Gulp 4 Life-whose member’s names are being held for national security reasons, had created a mixture of Pepsi,Sunkist and Canada Dry Ginger Ale and planned to poison the reservoir system in response to the passing of Mayor Bloomberg’s controversial ban of sodas over 16 ounces being sold at restaurants and movie theaters. “Today we stopped these radicals from spreading high volumes of fructose corn syrup into our precious water supply,our resolve to control the food and beverage choices of citizens has only grown stronger” said the mayor in a short statement.