6 Perfectly Logical Reasons To Not Join A Union

Unionists talk about the collective benefits of joining a union. Think about what you'd miss out on though.

1. You're an individual. An outsider. A lone wolf. You don't need anyone's support. Ever.

2. Because your conditions at work are already pretty sweet

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That's awesome! How do you think they got that way? How do you plan on making sure they stay that way?

3. Union dues are about $12 a week for people earning under $50k. That's about 3 coffees a week.

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And you'll need that to keep you awake while you do all that overtime your boss doesn't pay you extra for.

4. Accidents at work can be a great way to lose weight!

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Not a fan of that idea? Noone cares more about your Occupational Health & Safety than you do. And your most powerful tool it your voice. Unions help too.

5. That adrenaline you get from never being totally sure you're not going to get fired or be paid on time is much cheaper than bungee jumping.

6. You like making your boss laugh and being on their good side.

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Mate, join your union.