Most made me smile.
Some translations for non-Urdu speakers: 2. Hogwarts train would never come
3. Superman would sing this song: “Flying in the wind, my soft red dupatta” (very old classic song)
6. Nikah = legal marriage ceremony
7. Ironman would work on batteries
9. “Hermione” would be the name of a fancy boutique in their famous fashion plaza
11. Silence of the Lambs would just show the Eid-ul-Adha ceremonies (LOL)
12. The Godfather could ONLY be played by one man
13. Too Fast Too Furious would never release a CNG version
14. James Franco in 127 Hours would be him surviving without electricity
15. Spiderman and Batman would probably be found getting high under a bridge (LOL)
20. In every proposal seen, the guys asks “Will you marry me?”, girls respond “Let me ask my mom and then tell you”
26. Wolf of Wall Street would be Dog of the Flea Market
30. How would the Ninja Turtles live in the gutters (of Pakistan)?!