Tyra Banks is known for being one of earth's greatest Supermodels.
She's even BETTER known as the host of America's Next Top Model.
You might not know this about her, but she's got some important ~philosophies~
1. ~Selfie Manipulation~
So U know when U wanna take a selfie lookin like crap but R still so tempted, feelin like U can work UR angles even tho U lookin cray
2. ~Inception~
I just took a "What Iconic Supermodel Are You?" test and got...MYSELF!
3. ~Ass Maintenance~
Things that have "diet" or "light" in the label mean that I can eat twice as much without feeling guilty...right? #AssMaintenance
4. ~Science~
So you know when you're in a bathtub and your fingers get all wrinkly and you're like why the heck do they do that
5. She just ~gets~ humanity, ya know?
So U know when U R w/ur buddy and ignore each other because U R tweeting n stuff but it feels good to tweet n stuff next to them
6. Tyty's got a romance language all her own.
Boochers & Toochers - say what? Translation: Boys (Boochers) R back 2 give girls (Toochers) a run(way walk) 4 their money! Can't wait! #ANTM
7. She knows how to get her disciples to BREAK. IT. DOWN.
Find a Wall. Flip that Hair. Tell Friend to Snap it. #PhotoShootOnTheGo
8. She's got powerful entrepreneurial feminist philosopher skills.
Just saw girls selling lemonade for 25 cents, the price when I was their age! I jumped outta car and re-did their sign. $1.25
9. She can ~predict~ the future.
10. She has out-of-body experiences.
11. She can ~control~ the light.
12. She knows when she has to get REAL with those who don't follow her theories.
13. Every philosopher develops their own theories, and she's got the Smize, the Tooch, and Booch.
.@JLo you are tooching so hard making TyTy all proud. Teach 'em how to do it, boo!
14. Tyra knows that the secrets of life are hidden right in front of you.
So U know when you hide something & U hide it so well that U can never find it again?
15. She has an all-seeing eye. She's always watching you.
Tyra is in the same camp as John Locke, Socrates, and Nietzche. SMIZE, ya know?
