The Unofficial Guide To Being A Woman.
The Unofficial Guide To Being A Woman.
1.Be attractive - whether it's by your smile, your brains, your modesty, your sense of humor, your fragrance, your walk, your tight pants, your confidence, your red lipstick or just your natural unpainted face.
2.If you expected to be treated like a lady, act like one.
3.Never depend on a man for your heart's happiness or your financial stability.
4.Smile.
5.Be humble. Be genuine. Be gracious.
6.Narcissism. Yes, I'm talking to you! Figures this is the one time you don't think it's about you. Stop talking about yourself!
7.Quiet confidence and modesty are sexy.
8.Try not to "hate" anything.
9.Learn a foreign language.
10.Don't wear sweats unless you're going to the gym or the hospital.
11.When you leave your home, expect to be seen and appear accordingly.
12.Take care of yourself – your body, your hygiene.
13.Your polished nails speak to who you are. Same goes when they're a month old, chipped and faded.
14.Buy quality accessories: purse, shades, jewelry, shoes (and clothing if you can afford it).
15.Buy the right size of clothing.
16.Don't let your toes hang off the strappy heels like crabs hangin on for dear life when steamed. Men notice!
17.Don't look down at the floor when men check you out. Own it. Appreciate it. It won't last forever.
18.Walk with confidence. Know how to walk in heels.
19.Don't drive like a girl.
20.Don't shake hands like a dead fish.
21.Saying you don't have girlfriends because u don't get along with women doesn't make you cool.
22.Showing off about being one of the boys doesn't make you cool. Being cool and able to hang with the boys makes you cool.
23.Don't curse in public.
24.Educate yourself on a continuous basis.
25.Don't be a bitch. Men who like bitches are faulty.
26.Allow the nice guys in. Nice guys don't finish last; nice BORING guys finish last.
27.Don't be jealous of your friends.
28.Have a passion.
29.Know your dining etiquette. Don't be a "seefood" diner - chew with your mouth closed.
30.Know how to make a home cooked meal.
31.Never attend a party empty handed.
32.Be generous with your heart. Have compassion for the young, the old, the less fortunate….
33.Don't gossip. Venting to a friend about how someone else has affected you, your day, or your feelings is not gossip. Telling her your other friend has a perspiration issue or that she is a freaky sex freak is gossip.
34.Being a freaky sex freak is good (I suppose).
35.Don't nag. First time, ask nicely. Repeat it once, then decide if you can live with it or not. Alter YOURself to adapt or move on. Remember, insanity is doing something over and over but expecting a different result.
36.Don't ask your partner questions to which you already know the answers such as "why didn't you didn't come home last night?" You know why. No, his phone was not dead, and no, he did not crash at a friend's because he was drunk.
37.Allow a man to be a man. I don't care how independent you are. Yes, a gentleman should pay when you go out. Period. If he can't, he should be creative with the dates.
38.Be as romantic as the man you want. You don't get a pass just because you're the woman. Cook for him, suggest walks on the Venice canals (if you're in LA or Italy), take him, a bottle of wine and some music to the beach, or make him a photo book.
39.Next time a man asks your age, ask him his penis size.
40.Don't always blame the man for your dating failures. It takes two to a make a thing go right, but it also takes two to make a thing go wrong.
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