the actual coffee at starbucks tastes like shit. i should know…… i’ve done things i’m not proud of…

I’m gonna go ahead and say that this is racist, not because of the types of coffee, but because they have a category for “normal” people that precludes include Asian, Indians, or Mexicans, thereby imply that they aren’t normal people :(

Venti Americano. Where am I? Am I a fancy police officer?

Obviously I’m a mexican. I usually get mine frozen though; I can’t even drink hot chocolate without letting it cool in the fridge for 5 minutes.

what does it mean if you’d rather get your coffee from a gas station or truck stop?

i remember one time there was a twilight event at hot topic and there were all these overweight mexican girls ahead of me in line (while i was on my 15).  all of them ordered vanilla bean frappucinnos w/ caramel drizzle.

Forgot computer types (female even) — I drink straight black coffee. But I NEVER NEVER NEVER buy from starbucks, so I get why I was left off.

I guess im destined to be a mechanic. :D I always order a mocha at Starbucks

When I worked there I always noticed that the overweight customers ordered Venti White Chocolate mochas with extra white chocolate. WCMs are the highest caloric drink you can have there. Seriously, 1000 calories in a cup.

I’m a normie, I guess. I like hot chocolate or hot apple cider.

The thing about stereotypes that no one really admits is, 9 times out of 10 they are true.

Oh god. I refuse to admit how much I love caramel frappuccinos…wait.

White iced chocolate with Oreos. No whipped cream, thanks.

So…….Black people don’t go to Starbucks?

Gloria Jean’s>Starbucks.

working in retail makes you notice these kinds of patterns.