5. You choke down inedible green tar because you “really need to cleanse.”
6. You get anxious at the though of drinking Dasani.
Wait so.. you don’t sell Voss here? What about Fred?
7. You drive like a maniac.
If your parents didn’t notice the scratch, it never happened… right?
9. You comment “fomo” on the picture of your friends hanging out without you, but you actually mean…
12. You’re terrified that the picture you uploaded won’t have double-digit likes.
15. You post pictures like this, with the caption “I have the best big ever!!!!”
16. You memorize your credit card number to optimize your online shopping experience.
17. You don’t listen to people who tell you to stop watching bad shows like The Bachelor.
And leave Des alone in her quest for love? I don’t think so…
18. You feel like this before every spin, pilates, hot yoga or soul cycle class.
19. You can go from 0-7 double chins before anyone can even say “snap chat.”
20. You have a haven where you get to eat carbs (for once) and piece your night back together
- Britain marks 10 years since 52 people were killed in terrorist attacks in London.
- European leaders are holding an emergency summit today to discuss Greece's debt crisis.
- The deadline for a deal on Iran's nuclear program was extended again, to the end of the week.
- Bill Cosby testified in 2005 that he obtained sedatives to give to women he wanted to have sex with, the AP reports.