5. You choke down inedible green tar because you “really need to cleanse.”
6. You get anxious at the though of drinking Dasani.
Wait so.. you don’t sell Voss here? What about Fred?
7. You drive like a maniac.
If your parents didn’t notice the scratch, it never happened… right?
9. You comment “fomo” on the picture of your friends hanging out without you, but you actually mean…
12. You’re terrified that the picture you uploaded won’t have double-digit likes.
15. You post pictures like this, with the caption “I have the best big ever!!!!”
16. You memorize your credit card number to optimize your online shopping experience.
17. You don’t listen to people who tell you to stop watching bad shows like The Bachelor.
And leave Des alone in her quest for love? I don’t think so…