21 Signs You’re A True Betch

So you agree, you think you’re really betchy?

1. You regularly declare your undying love for hummus.

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2. You can’t help but have a bored, rude resting face.

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3. You can’t handle the thought of not having your daily iced coffee.

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4. You’re convinced you have the wit of Kristen Wiig.

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5. You choke down inedible green tar because you “really need to cleanse.”

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6. You get anxious at the though of drinking Dasani.

Wait so.. you don’t sell Voss here? What about Fred?

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7. You drive like a maniac.

If your parents didn’t notice the scratch, it never happened… right?

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8. You wept tears of joy when you tried Chobani for the first time.

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9. You comment “fomo” on the picture of your friends hanging out without you, but you actually mean…

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10. You have ambiguous feelings about people 99% of the time.

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11. You believe napping is the solution to all of your problems.

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12. You’re terrified that the picture you uploaded won’t have double-digit likes.

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13. You can’t handle someone misquoting Mean Girls.

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14. You have that token friend who’s always late.

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15. You post pictures like this, with the caption “I have the best big ever!!!!”

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16. You memorize your credit card number to optimize your online shopping experience.

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17. You don’t listen to people who tell you to stop watching bad shows like The Bachelor.

And leave Des alone in her quest for love? I don’t think so…

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18. You feel like this before every spin, pilates, hot yoga or soul cycle class.

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19. You can go from 0-7 double chins before anyone can even say “snap chat.”

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20. You have a haven where you get to eat carbs (for once) and piece your night back together

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21. You believe this wholeheartedly:

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