Let me tell y'a story 'bout an Oil Company
Their drillin' rig exploded in the middle of the sea They spent more money tryin' not to get sued
Than they spent cleanin' up all their bubblin' crude Oil that is, Black surf, Florida-to-Texas tea ! Well next thing ya know, they killed a million birds
And about a billion fishies all floatin' 'round like turds Filthy oily beaches for as far as you can see
Thank the greedy bastards running B-flamin-P !! Y'all FUGG OFF now, y'hear ?!!