boy, it took me a while to get that one! I was so confused. saw it on the news a couple days ago…they never mentioned THAT… :)

seriously. i need the video.

do you think he'll call?

This would make for the best round of the game “I have never” ever created. I can see it now ” “never have I ever jerked off a bear”, you lose!!!

How is Hawthorne NJ called “rural”? Huh?

My favorite part about this is the word “absconded.”

Man! How do you beat off a bear and maintain your dignity?

Man on a rampage attacks rural town, then jerks off a bear. This is too awesome.

Hi Scott, this happened last Friday evening. If I'm reading correctly, the bear took a sandwich, and the man jacked him off in his driveway.

When was this happening?