boy, it took me a while to get that one! I was so confused. saw it on the news a couple days ago…they never mentioned THAT… :)
TV Buzz Authorities say the bear was hungry when this man beat him off. Hungry for love. Along with the man's dignity, the bear absconded with a sandwich.
boy, it took me a while to get that one! I was so confused. saw it on the news a couple days ago…they never mentioned THAT… :)
was it this guy?
seriously. i need the video.
do you think he'll call?
This would make for the best round of the game “I have never” ever created. I can see it now ” “never have I ever jerked off a bear”, you lose!!!
How is Hawthorne NJ called “rural”? Huh?
My favorite part about this is the word “absconded.”
Man! How do you beat off a bear and maintain your dignity?
Man on a rampage attacks rural town, then jerks off a bear. This is too awesome.
Hi Scott, this happened last Friday evening. If I'm reading correctly, the bear took a sandwich, and the man jacked him off in his driveway.
When was this happening?
This is really, really cute.
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