This Guy Really Likes Bears
Authorities say the bear was hungry when this man beat him off. Hungry for love. Along with the man's dignity, the bear absconded with a sandwich.
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- This Guy Really Likes Bears was rebuzzed by Extreme Bear
- Jennifer Abraham thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL & WTF
- Jiahui C. thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
- Sarah S. thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
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boy, it took me a while to get that one! I was so confused. saw it on the news a couple days ago…they never mentioned THAT… :)
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was it this guy?
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seriously. i need the video.
- Veronica Belmont thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
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do you think he'll call?
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This would make for the best round of the game “I have never” ever created. I can see it now ” “never have I ever jerked off a bear”, you lose!!!
- Kerry Marion thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
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How is Hawthorne NJ called “rural”? Huh?
- Eric G. thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is WTF
- Chris Wieneke thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
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My favorite part about this is the word “absconded.”
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Man! How do you beat off a bear and maintain your dignity?
- Melissa B. thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
- Ivan Lopez This Guy Really Likes Bears and thinks it’s WTF & LOL
- Sarah C. This Guy Really Likes Bears and thinks it’s Ew & LOL
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Man on a rampage attacks rural town, then jerks off a bear. This is too awesome.
- Alex Kozdra This Guy Really Likes Bears and thinks it’s LOL
- Nick thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is WTF & LOL
- Jackson G This Guy Really Likes Bears and thinks it’s LOL
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Hi Scott, this happened last Friday evening. If I'm reading correctly, the bear took a sandwich, and the man jacked him off in his driveway.
- Tanner Ringerud thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
- EpilepticMoose thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
- Scott Lamb thinks This Guy Really Likes Bears is LOL
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